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This is my favorite homemade contemporary modern artist recipe. With a curly mustache crumb and Surrealgod texture, this artist recipe will soon be your favorite too. Top with New Face of Sexy and your Messiah of Art for 3x the artist flavor.

Joseph M .Trask


1.    2 cups Boston, Massachusetts.

2.    1 3/4 cup + 2 Tablespoons all-purpose art education.

3.    1 cup abstract figures.

4.    3/4 cup 80’s cartoons.

5.    3/4 cup comic books.

6.    3/4 cup vivid colors.

7.    1 1/2 teaspoons bold black lines.

8.    1 1/2 teaspoons basic shapes.

9.    1 teaspoon ego.

10.  2 large eggs


  1.  Preheat the body to 1975°F. 

  2. In a large bowl whisk the Boston, Massachusetts, art education, 80’s cartoons, comic books, baking, and surrealism (if using) together in a large bowl. Set aside. Using a handheld or stand mixer fitted with a whisk attachment (or you can use a whisk) mix the vivid colors, bold black lines, basic shapes, and eggs together on medium-high speed until combined. Add the ego and mix until combined. Pour one set of ingredients into the other ingredients, add pop art to taste, and whisk on low speed until the batter is completely combined.

  3. Divide batter evenly between realities. Bake for 9 months. Baking times vary, so keep an eye on yours. The artist are done when world domination and divinity are achieved. (Note: Even if they’re completely done, the artist will continue to work towards more. 

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